Teacher fell asleep in class and
a little naughty boy walked up
to him,
Little boy: "Teacher are you
sleeping in class?"
Teacher: "No I am not sleeping in class."
Little boy: "What were you
doing sir ?"
Teacher: "I was talking to God."
The next day the naughty boy
fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him...
Teacher: "young man, you are
sleeping in my class."
Little boy: "No not me sir, I am
not sleeping."
Angry teacher: "What were you doing.??"
Little boy: "I was talking to
God."
Angry teacher: "What did He
say??"
Little boy: "God said He never spoke to you yesterday."