A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down and noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER,
he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling
pampered, he decided to press the last button
APR.
He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you,it went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!
