Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home
from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and
see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would
have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long
talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without
any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his
ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home.
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said
Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib
and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a
beautiful little baby!"
The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little
Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and
perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor
say he can see good?"
The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has
20/20 vision."
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing,
cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"
