(1) MARKETING
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree
to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and
socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least
>>compatible with Sales.
(2) SALES
Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing
without a degree." You are also self centered and paranoid. Unless someone
calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with
customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek
admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
(3) TECHNOLOGY
Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are
instead content to completely control everything that happens at your
workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who can
tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
(4) ENGINEERING
One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is
said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can
be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo
dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your
"carpal tunnel syndrome."
(5) ACCOUNTING
The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly
immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the
organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of
rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
(6) HUMAN RESOURCES
Ironically, given your access to confidential information,
you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only
other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any
calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a
letter.
(7) MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are
destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to
make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings
you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle
Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."
(8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT
(See above - Same sign, different title)
(9) CUSTOMER SERVICE
Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from
taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a
little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play
"Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions.
(10) CONSULTANT
Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid
revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your
"skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job
with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity
contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.
(11) RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER"
As a "person" that profits from the success of
others, you are disdained by most people who actually work for a living. Paid
on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart
attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.
(12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO
You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out
complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.
(13) GOVERNMENT WORKER
Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius
inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep
depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the
job....Thus the term "GO POSTAL"
