Teacher: who is a pharmacist?
John: raised up his hand
Teacher: so its only John that is the most intelligent
student i have in this class?
So there is no body else to answer the question except John?
(there was no reply from the students)
teacher: ok now John, use this cane and flag them ten
strokes of cane each....
John: full of happy gave all the student ten hot strokes of
cane....
Teacher: my dear John
tell this dumb student who a pharmacist is...
John: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.
Teacher: fainted