tangazo one

tangazo one

Abidal

Abidal

karibuni

ni mara chache sana tunapata muda wa kujiuliza juu ya umuhimu wa watu waliotuzunguka, na maisha yetu yangekuwaje bila wao? wape nafasi na usisite kuwaambia jinsi unavyojisikia juu yao na umuhimu wao kwako. ASANTE KWA KUWA SEHEMU YA MAISHA YANGU.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

There are 50 bricks on an airoplane

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an
airoplane. If u drop 1 outside. How
many are left? Employee : That's easy,
49.Boss : What are the three steps to
put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridgeBoss :
What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge? Employee : Open the
fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the
deer in. Close the fridge.Boss : It's
lion's birthday, all animals are there
except one, why? Employee : Because
the deer is in the fridge.Boss : How
does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles? Employee : She
just crosses it because the crocodiles
are at the lion's birthdayBoss : Last
question. ………. In the end the old lady
still died. Why? Employee : Er....I guess
she drowned?Boss : No! She was hit
by the brick fallen from the airoplane.