Men are like placemats;
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara;
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets;
They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds;
They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots;
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like copiers;
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps;
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts;
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels;
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons;
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like mini skirts;
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
