The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
Another year older, none the wiser.
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day.
I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
