My wife is having a heart attack

John gets home early
from
work and hears strange
noises
coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find
his wife
naked on the bed,
sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he
says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries
the woman.
He rushes downstairs
to grab the
phone for ambulance,
but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-
old son
comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle
Fred is hiding in
your closet and he's got no
clothes on!"
John slams the phone
down
and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips
open the
wardrobe door. Sure
enough,
there is his brother, totally
naked,
covering on the closet
floor.
"You idiot!" John says,
"My wife is having a heart attack and
you're running around
naked
scaring the kids.....