Did you see anything under the table that you liked?

Two couples were playing cards. John
accidentally dropped some cards on The floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing
any underwear! He was Shocked by this, John
hit His head on the table and emerged red-
faced. Later when John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments'' Bill's wife followed him
and asked, "Did you see anything under the
table that you liked? John admitted that, well,
yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will
cost you $50. " After a minute or, two,
John indicates that he is interested. She tells
him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and
John doesn't, John should come to her house
around 2:00 PM on Friday; So John did went to
her house at 2:00PM. After paying her the $50
they went to the bedroom, had sex for about
Two hours, and then John left. Bill came home
about 6:00PM, and asked his wife,"Did John
come by this afternoon?" ''Shocked, she
replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes."Next Bill asked, "Did John give you
$50?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'Reluctan tly
she says,"Yes, he did give me $50." "Good,"Bill
says. "John came by the office this morning and
borrowed the $50 from me and said he'd stop
by our house on his way home and pay me back.
"It's good to have a friend you can
trust"...