Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?

DAD: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?

John: Both.

DAD: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to
Paris, where will you go

John: Paris

DAD: That means you like your mum more?

John: No, I like Paris.

DAD: OK, if I go to Paris and your mum goes
to America, where will you go
John: America.

DAD: [angry] Why!?

John: Because I've been to Paris before