nend­­a na usinipigie tena

1ST SCENE
JAMAA:"Mbona unajikuna sana kichwani swty?"
DEM:"Beib nywele zinaniwasha kweli."
JAMAA:"Itabidi uende salon(huku anatoa wallet mfukoni)
2ND SCENE
JAMAA:"Swity njoo home...nakungoj­a."
DEM:"Acha nichukue bus nakuja."
JAMAA:"Aaa chukua taxi,bus utachelewa."
DEM:"But beib..."
JAMAA:"But ya nini mrembo...we chukua taxi mi nitalipa."
DEM:"Ok beib am on ma way."
3RD SCENE
JAMAA:"Hi ma love morning,how was ur nyt?"
DEM:"Morning 2 u darling..it was gr8"
4TH SCENE
JAMAA:"Mbona kimya hun hata sms sioni?"
DEM:"Sina airtime."
JAMAA:"Acha nikimbie dukani nakusambazia credit sasa hivi hunny."
DEM"Sawah beib am waiting."
5TH SCENE
DEM:"Beib am going out 2nyt."
JAMAA:"Aaah usiende bana hao marafiki zako wa kike siwaamini,watak­­utafutia msela mwengine."
DEM:"Dont worry swty i only love u..mwaah "

*AFTER SEX*
1ST SCENE
JAMAA:"Acha kujikuna kichwa nawewe."
DEM:"Jamani beib nywele zinaniwasha."
JAMAA:"Unataraj­­ia nini kama huzisafishi lazima ziwashe."
DEM:"Eeh jamani ishakuwa hivyo hunny."
JAMAA:"Si unyoe tu nikupe 2000 uende kunyoa?"
2ND SCENE
DEM:"Swty uko home nije?"
JAMAA:"Yep panda bus hapo uje..fanya haraka coz nataka kutoka."
DEM:"Lo! haya ma dear nakuja."
3RD SCENE
DEM:"U ok beib,yaani toka asubuhi hujanitext."
JAMAA:"Pole nilikuwa busy sana..sina tym ya kutext ovyo ovyo."
4TH SCENE
DEM:"Nitumie credit tuchat."
JAMAA:"kwani tafadhari nipigie ni ya kazi gani,waambie tigo watakupa."
DEM:"Tobaa...po­­a tu."
5TH SCENEDEM:"Beib am going out."
JAMAA:"Najua unaenda kutafuta mwengine...nend­­a na usinipigie tena!!"

by Elvis Iravonga Man-Utd (Facebook name)