10.You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on
ways to improve their process.
9. You get all excited when it's Saturday because you can
wear sweats to work.
8. You refer to the tomatoes growing in your garden as
"deliverables".
7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you
do for a living.
6. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the best
restaurant in town in the same week.
5. You think that "progressing an action plan" and
"calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than
your next-door neighbors.
3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box"
when making plans for Friday night.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective if he
had put his ideas into a matrix. And the number one sign you work in the '00's:
1. You think a "half day" means leaving at 5
o'clock (even if you work at home).
