What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man? You can enjoy all but the head.
What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man? They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.
What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man? They both get hot in 15 seconds.
Why can’t a man be both good looking and intelligent? Because that would make him a woman.
Why is a man’s brain the size of a peanut? Because it is swollen.
Why are batteries better than men? Batteries have at least one positive end.
Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.
