my homework

Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didnt do?
Student B: Thats so bad.
Student A: Well, I didnt do my homework. 

My teacher has gone crazy

Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom.
Mother: Why do you think so?
Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2. 

method with example

Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.
Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all mis 

I am bad at math too

Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too. 

our pet dog is same

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

'Why both the essays are the same?'

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same. 

Another frog

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog. 

I will be a typist

Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.
Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist. 

ship of salt sinked

Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt?
Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago

In this class, Sir.

Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, 'So, where were we?'

Student: In this class, Sir.

next exam

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

Sun or Australia

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia

I don’t talk when I sleep

Teacher: Robin, I always see that when I start teaching in the class, you always talk with your friends.

Robin: But Sir, I don’t talk when I sleep. 

sinking in the water

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

I am not a milkman

Math teacher: Tell me Jenny, if a milkman mixes 2 litres water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 litres. What will happen if he mixes 6 litres of water and 3 litres milk?

Jenny: I am not a milkman, how can I solve it? 

anaefanya kazi kwa Mungu

Mchungaji alikwenda kumtembelea muumini wake, akagonga mlango mtoto wa muumini akafungua mlango," Hujambo mtoto? Mama yako yupo? Hebu mwite"  (Mtoto akaita kwa nguvu),'Mama mama yule anaefanya kazi kwa Mungu kaja.