A wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was upset to say
the least. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me?
A faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a
divorce!” The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened.” “Fine..., go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last
words you’ll say to me!” The husband began “Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
that she hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the Mautumbo I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat
because you were afraid you’d put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but never wore because you say they were too tight. I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you didn't wear because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you refused to wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and wouldn't wear because
someone at work has a pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and continued
“She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the
door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
“Please… do you have
anything else that your wife doesn't use?”
