tangazo one

tangazo one

Abidal

Abidal

karibuni

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Friday, February 8, 2013

Mental Problem!

John interview
OFFICER:- what is your name?
John:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
John:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER:- your father's name?
John:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
John:- Moses Peter sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
John: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
John:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
John:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
John:- Merit Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
John:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
John:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your
personality?
John:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain
urself and stop wasting my time?
John:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back
to you.
John:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
John:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
John:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!