· Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
· Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
· Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”
· Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
· Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
· Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
· Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
· Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
· Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
· Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!
· Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!
· Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
· Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
· Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”
