After the wedding night 
A young man from Canada just married a beautiful girl. The day after the  wedding night, friends of the groom meet him in the street and ask: 
"So how did the wedding night go ?" 
Oh no my friends, I wont tell you anything, it's really too intimate, "replied the young guy 
"Dont be a pussy, tell us more!" 
Well maybe you will not believe me, but she was mad at me! And excited  with this. Quite simply, if I wanted, I could have screwed her ! 
 
 
 
 
