After the wedding night
A young man from Canada just married a beautiful girl. The day after the wedding night, friends of the groom meet him in the street and ask:
"So how did the wedding night go ?"
Oh no my friends, I wont tell you anything, it's really too intimate, "replied the young guy
"Dont be a pussy, tell us more!"
Well maybe you will not believe me, but she was mad at me! And excited with this. Quite simply, if I wanted, I could have screwed her !