me too

hebu fikiria unafuga mbwa mvivu kiasi kwamba mpaka mbwa wa jirani akibweka nae anasema "me too"

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and
ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start
pulling her pants then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator
on
the ground floor going to your office, yet they
ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down
and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of
flowers and you still asks him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are
you
doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks
you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor